If I Were Judge Judy

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I want to be Judge Judy. Because if I were Judge Judy,

  • I’d have said it first: “Beauty fades. Dumb is forever.”
  • I would always have an audience
  • I could pull off the lace collar look
  • I would take girlfriend getaways with Barbara Walters
  • I would never ever have to suffer another fool
  • The last word would always be mine

0 Responses to If I Were Judge Judy

  1. soso April 30, 2009 at 10:23 am #

    She is living proof that there is a God!! How else can someone smell a lie or crook from 10 steps away? No one other than Judge Judy…I love her because she does not discriminate…wrong is wrong and stupid is as stupid does. In my next life I wanna be a skinny white lady who goes by the name of Judge Judy—–4 real!!!

  2. Ann Daly April 30, 2009 at 7:28 pm #

    There are so many of us who want to channel our inner Judge Judy’s!